Anonymous asked: I had a dream last night that there was this thing called "The Bodysurfing Convention" and I was there and walking around and I found a booth with 3 guys there and you were one of them but you were all quite and stuff. So I'm just looking around the booth and I notice a pair of UDT fins. But not any regular UDT fins, these were UDT's made out of the same material as the new Viper Vectors. And the same color too. They looked pretty cool.
Do we all look good? That’s 90% of everything…looking good.
Anonymous asked: where did you find the entry form for the Pipline Bodysurfing Experience? looking all over online but cant find it. mahalo
I got it from Slick Rick, Head North Shore Lifeguard. You’ll have to email me for it, as I can’t attach documents to this blog. Email me at email@example.com
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